Who tf is this lady???

I was living what I thought was my best life in my downtown Manhattan apt.  Great job, the best friends, cute rent stabilized apt - then covid hit.  I got laid off and was stuck in my apt for what felt like eons.  I had to get out of the city.  On a Wednesday I had a random thought that Alaska sounded fun.  I went online, found a cabin in Homer Alaska, and by Saturday I was loading up my life into a Uhaul to drive to Alaska to live.  BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE.  Amost a year in, I got a job offer back in the city that I couldn't refuse.  So I loaded up a Uhaul and trekked across the continent yet again.  After living in Alaska, I realized that you can have a work/life balance.  You can live your dream life while you work and not just look forward to a one week holiday each year.  The 9-5 (which was really a 7-11) just is not how I want to live my life. So, I quit.  Then I did something drastic.  I moved to Malta.  I met my now husband.  I still freelance in my industry, but I want more freedom and I think it is out there.  So, I started this journey of searching for online passive income. 
Wow.  You read all of that?  You are better than me bc it took my ocd/adhd self two days to finish writing this.  Woosh.